Petition for Putin's Palace to be Placed in the WWIII map

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    • Petition for Putin's Palace to be Placed in the WWIII map

      Sign my petition for Putin's Palace to be placed on the WWIII map.

      When I first played the WWIII map, I scoured it, searching....

      Searching for that crown jewel of a territory.

      "What?! No! WTH! No Pute Pute's palace?"

      Where are my general's supposed to go on holiday?

      Mar a Lago FL is full of rats, cockroaches, Florida man, and bad hair days. Disgusting. I refuse to send my generals there for vacation.

      Oh and one other request. Please let Pute Pute's palace have more resources. Right now in Flash Point it is a paltry sum of money.

      Y'all trying to insult Putin? Bad things happen to people who piss off Pute Pute (this is a joke, to be clear for the pedantic).

      My generals deserve a quality vacation spot which includes: Underground indoor hockey, stripper pole dance classes, gambling, Russian wine from the local area vineyards, and finally Dance Dance Revolution to their hearts' content.

      The post was edited 4 times, last by Im On Smoko ().