Our newspaper editors seem to be living in the past, our newspapers are in black and white! Could we please get coloured images in the newspaper?
A man finds an old lamp and rubs it. Out comes a genie that says, “Thank you for freeing me. Would you like to be a Hero of the Soviet Union?”
The man says yes, and poof! He then finds himself in Stalingrad in 1942, facing five tanks alone and armed with only three grenades.