From my latest game ...

Dealer of Death · Nov 18th 2020, 6:16pm

In my latest game, where I am testing out the new Elite Bomber, my observations indicated that I should probably use the #1 VP player as a test case for my Elite bombers so he didn't get built up to the point that I would have a difficult time taking him out and winning. So I dosed his Homeland cities with Ballistic Missiles. He, in turn, warned the world about me, and I in turn posted this:
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Dealer of Death · Nov 18th 2020, 6:20pm

Oh no! Did DoD use a picture of a person of color to depict himself instead of a white male?!?!?

How enlightened, ... no, no, wait, .... CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!

737373elj · Nov 19th 2020, 1:14am

I usually find Americans very polarising... a result of the electoral system.
Such a huge cause for disunity, and will undoubtedly be a reason for any US collapse

Dealer of Death · Nov 19th 2020, 2:43am

737373elj wrote:

I usually find Americans very polarising... a result of the electoral system.
Such a huge cause for disunity, and will undoubtedly be a reason for any US collapse

Don't bet on it 73. One side has all the weapons and the will to use them.

Rozne Eltobliv · Nov 19th 2020, 4:31am

"horrific acts of evil like voting for Joe Biden "

This made me laugh hard.

sundance175 · Nov 19th 2020, 3:40pm

Kind of funny that the #1 vp in the game was warning everyone else. Cuba must be a politician

Dealer of Death · Nov 19th 2020, 4:20pm

sundance175 wrote:

Kind of funny that the #1 vp in the game was warning everyone else. Cuba must be a politician

No, I'm Cuba, and I haven't spoken to anyone. What I did do was drop 4 Ballistic Missiles on 4 of Sweden's (#1) Homeland cities, completely unprovoked, in order to keep him from continuing with his war machine.

sundance175 · Nov 21st 2020, 6:19am

Dealer of Death wrote:

sundance175 wrote:

Kind of funny that the #1 vp in the game was warning everyone else. Cuba must be a politician

No, I'm Cuba, and I haven't spoken to anyone. What I did do was drop 4 Ballistic Missiles on 4 of Sweden's (#1) Homeland cities, completely unprovoked, in order to keep him from continuing with his war machine.

Ya i knew what you meant. i had mistakenly thought cuba was the country you were talking about. I bet that was fun to throw a wrench in that war machine. I like when they think they are going to keep steamrolling the map and then they run into a player that has "game" and shuts that down hard.

Dealer of Death · Nov 21st 2020, 10:28am

sundance175 wrote:

Dealer of Death wrote:

sundance175 wrote:

Kind of funny that the #1 vp in the game was warning everyone else. Cuba must be a politician

No, I'm Cuba, and I haven't spoken to anyone. What I did do was drop 4 Ballistic Missiles on 4 of Sweden's (#1) Homeland cities, completely unprovoked, in order to keep him from continuing with his war machine.

Ya i knew what you meant. i had mistakenly thought cuba was the country you were talking about. I bet that was fun to throw a wrench in that war machine. I like when they think they are going to keep steamrolling the map and then they run into a player that has "game" and shuts that down hard.

My favorite game I did that in was when I was New Zealand. I Had Australia, Indonesia, Philippines, and a foothold in South Asia, but was 4th in VP. There was a Guy (Iraq) who had all the middle east and was steamrolling thru Africa, at one point, less than 100 VP from a solo WW3 victory. That was until I hit all his Homeland cities with Ballistic Missiles and followed it up with an invasion up the Persian Gulf to take all his Homeland cities in little over a day. Credit to him, he fought on, but he was so gutted, I rolled over him like Tsunami.

sundance175 · Nov 21st 2020, 11:30am

Dealer of Death wrote:

sundance175 wrote:

Dealer of Death wrote:

sundance175 wrote:

Kind of funny that the #1 vp in the game was warning everyone else. Cuba must be a politician

No, I'm Cuba, and I haven't spoken to anyone. What I did do was drop 4 Ballistic Missiles on 4 of Sweden's (#1) Homeland cities, completely unprovoked, in order to keep him from continuing with his war machine.

Ya i knew what you meant. i had mistakenly thought cuba was the country you were talking about. I bet that was fun to throw a wrench in that war machine. I like when they think they are going to keep steamrolling the map and then they run into a player that has "game" and shuts that down hard.

My favorite game I did that in was when I was New Zealand. I Had Australia, Indonesia, Philippines, and a foothold in South Asia, but was 4th in VP. There was a Guy (Iraq) who had all the middle east and was steamrolling thru Africa, at one point, less than 100 VP from a solo WW3 victory. That was until I hit all his Homeland cities with Ballistic Missiles and followed it up with an invasion up the Persian Gulf to take all his Homeland cities in little over a day. Credit to him, he fought on, but he was so gutted, I rolled over him like Tsunami.

Very nice...it would be nice if we could save videos of an invasion or entire game and play it back 100x or whatever to be able to enjoy and share. I am not that tech savy

Dealer of Death · Nov 21st 2020, 12:12pm

Dagnabit, dirty ratzofritz!

I just lost my #1 most notorious ranking to an AI country!

ahuman · Nov 21st 2020, 2:43pm

~~someone must be salty about pennsylvania~~

Your response to him was actually hilarious. You could say... Sweden was murdered with words!

Dealer of Death · Nov 23rd 2020, 5:56am

The Latest News:
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Rozne Eltobliv · Nov 23rd 2020, 6:34am

Dealer of Death wrote:

The Latest News:
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you write hilarious newspaper articles !

Dealer of Death · Nov 23rd 2020, 8:18am

Rozne Eltobliv wrote:

Dealer of Death wrote:

The Latest News:
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you write hilarious newspaper articles !

Thanks! I usually don't bother writing them in Flashpoint games, but when I get bored, I'll throw one out there. You should see some of my really good ones.

OK, OK, You are such a good guy, here is a sample:

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kurtvonstein · Nov 23rd 2020, 10:49am

As I have emntioned once or twice I ahte loosing my preciuos digital soldiers...i never waste them...so every loss tears my soul apart...

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Dealer of Death · Nov 23rd 2020, 11:17am

One of my favorites:
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Rozne Eltobliv · Nov 23rd 2020, 12:00pm

kurtvonstein wrote:

As I have emntioned once or twice I ahte loosing my preciuos digital soldiers...i never waste them...so every loss tears my soul apart...

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omg so funny !

Dealer of Death · Nov 23rd 2020, 6:15pm

THIS is the best part from my latest game:

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I haven't engaged him really with unit on unit yet. Some of that is from the Ballistic Missile attacks, and a nice chunk of it was 7 level 6 Strike Fighters he left patrolling at the edge of their range when he must have went to sleep. I sidled up 2 level 5 Frigates just in AA range and watched them go down 1 by 1.

ahuman · Nov 24th 2020, 4:10am

Dealer of Death wrote:

The Latest News:
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lol this is hilarious! I managed to troll canada once by writing mock newspaper articles (in an actual newspaper format) and accusing him of war crimes as he attacked me and my allies

From my latest game ...

From my latest game ...

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